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  • 100 Funny Classic Shock Quotes

    Date: 2018-04-25 19 : 35 : 26Click : 14579

    1. It takes tens of thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and it takes only one bottle of wine to change from a human to a monkey. 2, the hero does not ask the way out, the rogue does not look at the age! 3. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art! 4. When I grow up, marry Tang Seng as my husband. If you can play, you can play it. If you can't, you can eat him. 5, the exam is good, all rely on the same table. 6.It's boring to break up ...

  • 100 funny nonsense quotes

    Date: 2018-04-25 19 : 35 : 20Click : 17321

    1. My biggest disadvantage is the shortcoming of money 2. The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. 3. Youth is dedicated to the house, middle age is dedicated to children. 4, women chase men, interlayer yarn. The man chases the girl, the mother next door. 5. What time will it be tomorrow? Looking up myself. 6. I found out at the top of the mountain that the wrong road and the right road are only a few steps away ...

  • 100 funny quotes from Invincible Thunderman

    Date: 2018-04-25 19 : 35 : 13click : 10674

    1. I don't know much about music, so I don't know how to do it. 2. If it weren't for the teacher to tell us not to litter, I would have thought of throwing you out. 3, please be old, don't drag me in with low-quality lines in the future. 4. When I have money in the future, I will send the person I hate to the best mental hospital. 5.We ...

  • 100 hilarious funny quotes

    Date: 2018-04-25 19 : 35 : 01click : 46248

    1. Pigs have a pig's mind, and everyone has a mind. If a pig has a human mind, it is not a pig, and it is the Eight Commandments. 2. Turned gorgeously, unexpectedly hit the wall with a low profile. 3. Don't use me as a male meter in the future, otherwise I will count it. 4. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live, not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high. 5. Even if a man conquers the world ...

  • 100 humorous funny quotes

    Date: 2018-04-25 19 : 34 : 45Click : 23103

    1. Once, I have always been very, very envious of my peers to have the best peers in the world. 2. A fat pigeon walked into the atrium from the balcony and left bravely after pulling a shit! Don't be obsessed with pigeons, pigeons are just a legend. 3. God closes a door for you, and always leaves a lot of unlocked phone numbers on the wall for you. 4. Why should you sleep for a long time before you die? ...

  • 100 funny hilarious quotes

    Date: 2018-04-25 19 : 34 : 36click : 14402

    1. What else do you want to do if you have no choice? Just take a car ...

  • 100 humorous and funny quotes

    Date: 2018-04-25 19 : 34 : 29Click : 15819

    1. I smiled to the sky from the horizontal knife, and after I laughed, I went to sleep. 2. Time is too thin and the fingers are too wide. 3. The little girls all wanted to find a white horse in their dreams, and opened their eyes to find that the world was full of gray donkeys. After distressing, they could only pick a strong one from the donkey herd, such a donkey It was named: affordable male. 4. I'm going to cry, I'm going to make trouble, stay overnight, ...

  • 100 super funny quotations

    Date: 2018-04-25 19 : 34 : 20Click : 16701

    1, salted fish turned over, or salted fish. 2. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important. 3. Lie down where you fall. 4. A diamond will last forever, and one will go bankrupt! 5, people look better than live beautiful! 6. Close your eyes and I see my future. 7. Make trouble without reason, there must be a picture! 8. Don't talk to me about feelings, about feelings hurt money. 9. Fall down and climb ...

  • 100 super funny quotes

    Date: 2018-04-25 19 : 33 : 56Click : 16332

    1. Sorry, please speak Mandarin, I do not understand Cantonese. 2, the world is big, the house just does not reduce prices. 3. If you want good skin, cook and fry every day. 4. Listen to Jun and bake sweet potatoes at home. 5. Great life and cheap. 6. Entering the bank for a meal. “No way.” 8. People who eat mixed foods tend to live longer. 9. Men need to be feminine. They earn more than three or four. 10. Thank you for hurting me ...

  • Encyclopedia of humorous text messages, humorous jokes

    Date: 2019-01-19 18 : 01 : 35Click : 2578

    1. A man is taciturn and has a daughter named Xiaojiao after marrying a daughter. Xiaojiao was ten years old, and finally hesitated to ask curiosity: Mom, this person eats with us every day. Who is he? 2. A young man said to his friend: Every time my girlfriend brought home, my mother didn't like it. All you have to do is find someone like your mother. But then my father didn't like it. 3 ...