1. I wake up every morning by myself.
2. Today I was walking on the road. Several girls said that I was handsome. I smiled and didn't admit it. They hit me with bricks and said I was hypocritical!
3. I'm surprised, why do people always say I'm handsome, annoying!
4. Whenever I look in the mirror, I will say something: I rely on him, and he is handsome again.
5. If the handsome can eat food, the handsome can feed three billion people.
6. Brother has been chased, but has never been surpassed!
7. I met a handsome guy in the mall today. Do n’t be handsome. Even my man could n’t help but stare at him. He also looked at me. I thought about making friends, and walked cheekily, oh, I go! It was a mirror.
8. If there is a future life, I hope I don't look so handsome anymore.
9. Without my handsomeness, what can humans live on!
10. Although I am handsome, I am low-key!
11. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but you don't know where the handsome guy is when you look at the picture of the handsome guy.
12. No, I have to study hard and don't want to be told that I live by being handsome.
13. Handsome is God, cool is artificial.
14. There are no shortcomings other than handsome, why! !! Tell me why! !! How can I be so good!
15. You said that my appearance was false, and that the money I gave you was also false. I told you that I could tolerate the money you said was false, that is, I could not tolerate that you had a problem with my appearance.
16. One day I yelled at Heaven: I'm not handsome! !! God heard, a thunder was approved, who told you to lie?
17. It's not my fault to be handsome, it's your own problem if you like me.
18. Today's weather is good and it's a good day to go out and release handsome.
19. Last time a girl asked me, how many pretty girls have you chased after being so big? I told her nothing, a friend next to me told the girl the truth, usually the beautiful girl chased him, and the girl passed out
20. I am handsome and handsome, handsome and cool, good-mannered, and Yushu is near the wind. He is a talented person with a lot of gold, smart, lively and cute, generous and personable. He is extraordinary, and is one of the top ten outstanding young people in the country. It is even more rare to learn text at the age of three, learn martial arts at the age of seven, learn how to get rich in nine cars, learn about astronomy and geography, know what to do, know everything, every time you go out, often lead beautiful women to turn around, handsome guy Jumping to the floor, being kind-hearted, kind-hearted, helpful, and kind-hearted can not be enumerated. Its advantages are as endless as the rushing river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control.
21. Everyone loves, flowers bloom, and cars see flat tires.
22. Known as a pear flower pressed on a begonia, people sent the nickname “Everything is omnipotent”, the incarnation of handsomeness and wisdom, the union of chivalry and benevolence, and the predecessor is also a giant.
23. I have a handsome appearance, a clear eyebrow, a beautiful eyebrow, and a celebrity style. The first batch to pass the international ISO handsome system certification, tips; the signature beauty is worth paying attention to.
24. I am unparalleled and handsome.
25. Li Yan chased me three streets. After Xie Zanfeng saw me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in September. !! Nothing else, just because I look so handsome ...
26. Hey! Why haven't I seen anyone who is handsomer than me?
27. I ran to Mount Everest and said loudly to the sky, "I'm not handsome!" Suddenly, the sky thunder sounded: a lightning strike me! !! God said angrily, "Don't dare to lie, I will kill you !!!"
28. Known as a pear flower pressed on a begonia, people sent it nicknamed the omnipotent Jade-Phase Dragon, the incarnation of handsomeness and wisdom, the union of chivalry and benevolence, and the predecessor is also a giant.
29. A handsome man like me was discovered by the teacher as soon as he was absent from school.
30. Don't keep arguing for gifts and gifts, meet me is the best gift from God to you.
31. I have to work hard or else people will say that I am useless except to look good.
32. I am more and more envious of my tablemate, because she has a handsome and chic, low voice and sexy, romantic, selflessly spreading laughter and love at the same table, unlike my table, stupid like a gourd猹 猹.
33. Before you approach me, you can think clearly. I have nothing but handsome.
34. Sometimes I am handsome and cry, sometimes I am fainted by myself. I am so tired.
35. Why I don't have a handsome and shocking table, but I do.
36. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so handsome. I'm really afraid that others can't see it.
37. Just on the bus, a little loli played with a magic wand behind me. She held the wand and pointed at my back. I want to turn you into the most handsome man in the world. After I laughed, I turned around and heard an exclamation, Mom, Mom, I will be magic!
38. Someone asked me if I really did n’t want to have a love relationship. Actually, I did n’t want to, I did n’t dare. I remember that year when I was in junior high school, I fell in love with a girl and only told my best friend, who knows the whole school the next day We all know, and then more than 300 girls in our school climbed up the roof to commit suicide. Since then, I know that I am destined to be single for life.
39. There are so many couples outside. I'm scared. As soon as I show up, they regret that they already have a girlfriend.
40. No story, a handsome character runs through life.
41. You said that Eason Chan did not sing well. You can check the Internet for how many seconds he tweeted. You said that BIGBANG relied on his face. You can see how many records the loser broke. You said Justin Bieber took drugs. Seeing how much money he donated during the earthquake, you said that Huang Jiaju's death is not a fire. You can still hear the glorious years of singing for decades when you walk on the street. You say that I am so handsome, I ’m sorry, I really ca n’t find a reason Refute you.
42. I once participated in a worldwide lying contest and won first place because I said "I'm not handsome".
43. Someone kissed Xue Zhiqian, everyone was angry. Someone pro-Zhilong was angry. Someone was pro-Yang Yang, and everyone was annoyed. Someone kissed me, it is estimated that the Third World War is about to begin
44. Some people say that I look handsome, and I laugh, but they say that I laugh more handsomely.
45. I am often so handsome that my eyes are blurred and I cannot kiss myself.
46. Promise me not to tell others about my super handsomeness.
47. Whatever you say, I'm handsome, I don't mind, but don't get involved with my friends, it's not their business, they are just a bunch of innocent silly bitches.
48. Don't inferiority because you are ugly, for example, I am handsome and not proud.
49. I quite admire Mrs. Curie. She is not disturbed by her own beauty, but is immersed in the scientific career. Like I definitely can't, she is often dizzy.
50. I know I'm handsome but I'm really a bit handsome.
51. Some people say that I am handsome, I am angry, I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, cute, and generous. You fucking only say I'm handsome?
52. Being a handsome guy is very painful.
53. Baidu: Are there any people who are more handsome than me? The results show: Sorry, could not be found.
54. Handsome to be edited.
55. After seeing me, you will suddenly find out-Ah, the handsome can be so specific!
56. When I'm not handsome, I delete this one.
57. I feel that life is boring, I ca n’t live any longer, pick up the mirror and look at myself, so handsome and beautiful face, willing to live up to it, to be ruined.
58. I once participated in a world lie competition and won first place because I said: I am not handsome!
59. Every time I walk on the street, I always feel that the person behind me is saying I am handsome.
60. Ranking this thing, you are ugly, you are the first, I am handsome and I am casual.
61. If handsome is a mistake, then I am willing to make mistakes again and again.
62. Sharp incisors, stubby calves, handsome head shape, he is the perfect crystallization of coexistence of beauty and wisdom, handsome and brave.
63. Handsome wants to disfigured!
64. Everyone loves, flowers bloom, cars see flat tires. Brother has been chased, but has never been surpassed.
65. Li Yan chased me three streets. After seeing me yesterday, Nicholas Tse announced that he would quit the show business in the month! Nothing else, just because I look so handsome ...
66. One day, the fairy said to me: handsome, let me marry you.
67. The sign of an unhandsome man is that he is willing to die heroically for his unhandsomeness. The sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to live humblely for his own handsomeness. So, so far, I still live strong for my handsome.
68. Everyone loves, flowers bloom, and cars see flat tires. Brother has been chased, but has never been surpassed.
69. La la la, beloved, bird to bird, popular with thousands of young girls, stimulate the handsome guy market, save countless miscarriage teenagers, a pear blossom begonia ...
70. One day I yelled at Tian: I'm not handsome, God listened, a thunder approved, who told you to lie?
71. The teenager is sitting under a cherry tree in full bloom, with a faint gloss like black jade hair, and the skin at the neck is as delicate as porcelain. A breeze, petals falling lightly, crystal like snow, shattered, as if hearing her footsteps, the boy turned his head gently.
72. The shortest martial arts novel in the world: The master was killed by tofu. I was robbed by a woman for being handsome!
73. It's handsome, people who drive on the street will see a traffic accident when they watch the car;
74. It is no wonder that Shen Shuaishuai is not known, and it is not strange to be killed; he does not read Shen Shuaishuai when he reads books, and fails to read a doctorate.
75. I took a closer look into the mirror again, and I was really assured of my appearance, I couldn't fault it.
76. When I was in school, the teacher talked about the meaning of "handsome". I was puzzled. At this time, my classmates handed me a mirror and I instantly understood.
77. Handsome is not only the pain of men, but also the pain of women ... I am alone for life ... because ... all MMs think they are not worthy of me ... handsome people never say that they are handsome, handsome people Take time to be handsome.
78. Postscript: I died thousands of years after the death of human beings. They restored my bones and buried them in the North Pole. Above my gravestone, a cloud floated all year round. There was only one word: handsome. ..
79. If handsome is a sin, then I am already sinful; if cool is a mistake, then I have been wrong again and again; if smart is to be punished, then am I not going to suffer a lot?
80. One day, I was on the street and suddenly a group of people surrounded me. Pointing that I was handsome, I said I was not handsome, they hit me, and said I was hypocritical.
81. Once I went to the street, a group of beauties stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I said, "I'm not handsome!" I responded with five hot fingerprints, and then they came up and beat me together. , While scolding me for hypocrisy.
82. Someone gave me a couplet for the New Year. The couplet: seeing the back fans and the thousands of couplets. The couplet turned around and the girl loved to jump off the building and approved: handsome!
83. How can I be so handsome, handsome is afraid to go out, I am afraid that all men and boys will fall in love when going out.
84. When I look in the mirror, I am often taken aback by my looks! (Or fascinated)
85. 诶 ~ Didn't you see that when I took out this photo, the sun was hotter, the grass was greener, the flowers were redder, and even the birds were more happy.
86. The most talented, handsome and handsome. Yushu is facing the wind. Merry. Tall and mighty. Name: Landslide, water backflow, ghosts and sorrows, combination of beauty and wisdom, heroes and chivalry incarnations, beloved, flowers bloom, cars burst out.
87. The world is overshadowed by my existence.
88. Whenever I think that I am handsome, there are no ancient people before, no one comes after, I can't help but sigh.
89. They all said that I was like Chow Yun Fat, in fact I was like Andy Lau.
90. Handsomeness is a belief. I am a banner flying in the forefront to let those clowns feel complacent.
91. Pan An and Song Yu have no place for themselves when they see me! Self-destructive appearance! Both committed suicide! My handsome invincible!
92. Chicness is my nature, handsome is destined.
93. There are only two people in this world. One is a person who thinks I am handsome, and the other is a person who has never met me ...
94. I must be a woman in my next life and marry a good-looking man like me.
95. Do you know how I wake up every morning? Was awake by his handsome.
96. An MM once asked me: Do you think you look handsome? I said: Not handsome. The MM cried and said: I lied to her.
97. Even the wind admires me, even the bright moon prays for me, and even the sun applauds me for the super super handsome handsome guy.
98. I'm so handsome when I shit! Flowers can also smell!
99. How can I be so handsome, handsome is afraid to go out, I am afraid that all men and boys will fall in love when going out.
100. The shortest martial arts novel in the world: The master was killed by tofu. I was robbed by a woman for being handsome!
101. Under the "Handsome Guilty Act", I have been sentenced to 10,000 years in prison (China abolished the death penalty).
102. It's not my fault to look handsome, it's your own problem if you like me.
103. I ca n’t stand it. I have suffered too much handsomeness that I should not have at my age. I am so tired.
104. One day, I looked in the mirror and found that I fell in love with myself! So handsome and terrible!
105. My handsome potato doesn't want to update, and wants to follow me.
106. My wife said that I was ugly, but I didn't think so, because after she was with me, she said why Zhang Dongjian was so ugly.
107. Did you see the light of the coach? When the world turned off the lights, the rest of the light was emitted by the coach.
108. Let me tell you secretly, I'm actually handsome!
109. Every day I keep refreshing a new world record, and that is-I maintain the most handsome record in the world.
110. After seeing me, you will suddenly find out that the handsome can be so specific!
111. The adjective Jane was made for me!
112. Whenever I see me in the mirror, there is always an urge to immediately kneel down and worship.
113. One day I yelled at Heaven: I'm not handsome! God heard, a thunder was approved, who told you to lie?
114. If handsome can be eaten as a meal, then my handsome can make the world no longer need to grow grain!
115. They all say I'm handsome! I don't take it for granted that no one looks more handsome than me. I'm the handsomest!
116. When I went to the hospital today, after passing through the facial features, the doctor pulled me into the inspection, left inspection, right inspection, and finally the doctor wrote a big-handsome on my medical record!
117. When I was in school, the teacher talked about the meaning of "handsome". I was puzzled. At this time, my classmates handed me a mirror, and I instantly understood.
118. I am the All-China Women's Federation recommending good men, designated supplies for the International Women's Day on March 8, passed the international quality system certification, honorable handsome guy of the People's Republic of China!
119. Idealism says: "I say you are handsome, you are handsome." Materialism says: "Because you are handsome, so I say you are handsome." In a word, I am handsome.
120. It is said that when I was born, an auspicious cloud appeared in the north of the sky, and gradually drifted from far to near. After floating on the roof of my house, it turned into a word: handsome.
121. When I was young, I did n’t know what a handsome person was, and asked me to be at the same table, but she handed me a mirror, and I instantly understood the true meaning of handsomeness. It turned out that handsomeness was so specific.
122. I'm not very handsome, but the little girl next door drank dichlorvos for me. The aunt upstairs participated in the Olympic Games for me. Scared dog pups walking down the street. I really want to ask handsome is a sin?
123. I died thousands of years after the death of human beings. They restored my bones and buried them in the North Pole. Above my gravestone, a cloud floated all year round. It changed only one word: handsome ...
124. You must study hard, don't eat and drink like me, relying on a handsome face.
125. Today's weather is good and it's a good day to go out and release handsome.
126. You can only get used to handsome people like me.
127. There are no shortcomings other than handsome, why! Tell me why! How can I be so good!
128. The mosquito in summer I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.
129. After seeing me, you will suddenly find that-Ah, the handsome can be so specific!
130. The test results can open up our distance, but can never change the fact that I am handsome than you.
131. If I sleep sideways, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my handsome face.
132. The biggest regret in this life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.
133. I envy you so much, I have known me so talented and handsome.
134. I am more and more envious of my tablemate, because she has a handsome and chic, low voice and sexy, romantic, selflessly spreading laughter and love at the same table, unlike my table, stupid like a gourd猹 猹.
135. Someone kissed Xue Zhiqian, everyone was angry. Someone pro-Zhilong was angry. Someone was pro-Yang Yang, and everyone was annoyed. Someone kissed me, and it is estimated that the Third World War will begin.
136. Some people say that I am handsome, and I didn't think about who leaked the wind for a night.
137. I quite admire Mrs. Curie. She is not disturbed by her beauty, but is immersed in the scientific career. Like I definitely can't, she is often fainted by herself.
138. A handsome man like me was discovered by the teacher as soon as he was absent from school.
139. The most distant distance in the world is not life and death, but you look at the picture of the handsome guy but don't know where the handsome guy is.
140. I have been suffering from handsomeness that I should not have at this age, so tired.
141. A very handsome handsome guy was just in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time. No one broke the peace until I was tired, and then I slowly put down the mirror.
142. At that time, I didn't have any talents, so I just looked handsome, so at that time, people who liked me were quite superficial, so now, I like superficial people.
143. I look unparalleled and handsome.
144. It's not my fault to be handsome, it's your own problem if you like me.
145. If there is a future life, I hope I don't look so handsome anymore.
146. I am twenty-three years old, handsome and handsome. Seven-year-old learns text, nine-year-old learns martial arts, and twelve-year-old learns to pick up girls. She knows astronomy and geography, and she knows everything. Every time she goes out, she often attracts beautiful women to turn around. In elementary school, the Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "handsome guy". I couldn't understand it. I secretly passed the small mirror at the same table. I took a picture. Oh. Suddenly understand ...
147. Hey. Why haven't I seen anyone who is handsomer than me?
148. You don't even have a dream, what is the difference with salted fish? ——Have you seen my handsome salty fish?
149. I finally understand the truth: people who are ugly should read more-no wonder that from childhood to age, people have said that when I look at it, I'm not a reading material.
150. Don't inferiority because you are ugly, for example, I am handsome and not proud.
151. From now on, keep a low profile and mysterious, and never say anything about his handsomeness and handsomeness.
152. Some people say that I am handsome, I am angry, I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, cute, and generous. You fucking only say I'm handsome?
153. Others praise me for being too handsome, and I praise others for their good eyesight.
154. Although I am handsome, I am low-key!
155. Baidu: Are there any people who are more handsome than me? The results show: Sorry, could not be found.
156. If handsome is a mistake, then I am willing to make mistakes again and again.
157. So annoying! Why do people only see my handsome face, but do n’t know that there is a smart head behind it.
158. Why don't I have a handsome to the same table, but I do have the same table.
159. Valentine's Day is afraid the object is too handsome to be snatched away? Don't punch me, it won't help me, I'm handsomer than him.
160. Whatever you say, I'm handsome, I don't mind, but don't get involved with my friends, it's not their business, they are just a bunch of innocent silly bitches.
161. Being a handsome guy is very painful, and you are strange and we do n’t understand.
162. Today on the bus, please do n’t bring flammable and explosive items. I heard the decisive and got off the bus because I was so handsome.
163. Some people say that I look handsome, I laughed, but they said that I laughed more handsome.
164. Taxiing at work is usually a block. After the taxi arrived today, the master insisted on collecting me. I asked him angrily why so much! The master was also very excited and answered me aloud-why are you so handsome and so handsome, I'll charge you five more! What he said makes sense. I was speechless.
165. Without my handsomeness, what do humans live on!
166. What's the matter? Let's spread out and say Ah, don't keep saying that I'm handsome behind my back, say that I look good, what annoying? Who doesn't know it.
167. Every time you murder me, I feel that you are ill. In the face of such a handsome me, you can still lose your temper.
168. Envy people who have stories, unlike me, who has lived so long, a handsome character runs through his life.
169. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so handsome. I'm really afraid that others can't see it.
170. I want to say sorry to friends around me, my handsomeness has caused you a lot of trouble these years.
171. Before you approach me, you can think clearly. I have nothing but handsome.
172. I'm surprised, why do people always say I'm handsome, annoying!
173. I think life is boring, I ca n’t live any longer, pick up the mirror and look at myself, so handsome and beautiful face, willing to live up to it, bad to be ruined.
174. I have the handsomeness and tact that I should not have at this age.
175. One thing you need to know before you stay with me, I have nothing but this handsome face.
176. Some people say that I don't want to be shameless. This is simply nonsense. I can't bear to look so handsome.
177. I know I'm handsome but I'm really a bit handsome.
178. I don't have a story, but I have surrendered many people just by being handsome.
179. Visit Zen Master up the mountain one day: Master, the people around are always talking about how to become a handsome guy, can you point me down? After listening to the master a little smile and taking out a mirror, I suddenly realized: Master, do you mean that you must pay more attention to your own image? ——The master said: Why do you know what a handsome guy looks in the mirror?
180. Last time a girl asked me, how many pretty women have you chased after being so big? I told her there wasn't any. A friend next to me told the truth to the girl, usually the pretty girl chased him, and the girl passed out.
181. I am nestled in your list, and I speak handsomely without speaking.
182. I am often so handsome that my eyes are blurred and I cannot kiss myself.
183. I only hate myself for being too stubborn. I can obviously eat on my face, but on talent.
184. You need to rank first, you are ugly, I am handsome and I am casual.
185. I am handsome, handsome, cool, romantic, and handsome, with a talented person, a lot of money, smart, lively, cute, and generous. He is extraordinary, and is one of the top ten in the country.
186. Those who say I am sick are jealous of my handsomeness and wit.
187. Is a handsome and talented person like me able to grow old alone?
188. Why I don't have a handsome and shocking tablemate, but I do.