我这人不太懂音乐，所以时而不靠谱，时而不着调。 1. I don't know much about music, so I don't know how to do it.
2. If it weren't for the teacher to tell us not to litter, I would have thought of throwing you out.
3, please be old, don't drag me in with low-quality lines in the future.
4. When I have money in the future, I will send the person I hate to the best mental hospital.
5. We are calabash baby in the countryside, and you are Ultraman in the city.
6. Mother-in-law, when you give me soup, don't forget to put sugar, I will thank you in my life
7. Whenever you marry me, I immediately blow up the divorce office.
我是说呢为何咱俩总是混不熟，原来你特别喜欢见外啊。 8. I mean, why are we two so unfamiliar? It turns out that you especially like to go outside.
9. From elementary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to study.
10. You should also learn to call my dear every time Tencent goes online.
11. Examination: The difference between open and closed papers is that one is copied on top and the other is copied below.
12. Believe it or not, believe it or do n’t believe it, yours is WeChat.
13. What is a bad person? A man who takes off his pants during the day and a woman who does not remove his makeup at night.
14. Don't be afraid to drink dichlorvos, you will be surprised to open the lid, and enjoy an extra bottle with whom to share.
15. As a beast, only animals in this world can defeat me.
16. Why is God always dozing off when I am unlucky?
17. Sometimes, I dream about "I'm full".
18. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.
19. I'll look for you in my next life, because besides me, you are the dumbest.
20. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.
21. Grandpa came from his grandson ...
22. Women have countless QQ numbers only to tease a man. Men often use a QQ number to fill all kinds of women ...
23. Don't be afraid of an enemy like a tiger, but a teammate like a pig!
24. The bank said, "This is in line with international practice." The service said, "We need to consider China's national conditions."
25. Don't ask me for anything, let alone me for something.
26. Angels fly because they think of themselves very lightly ...
27. Embracing is a weird thing, obviously so close, but we can't see each other's faces.
28. House prices are getting higher and higher, so there are fewer good men ...
29. How to give MM a memorable birthday? First burst her out, and then send in the most expensive real estate permit in Guangzhou to guarantee both memorable and pleasant surprises!
30. After seeing a few photos of my girlfriend I met in college, my wife kept boasting about my irritation, ...
31. I spent ten thousand yuan to buy a pottery pot from the Western Zhou Dynasty. I went to the "Jianbao" column for evaluation yesterday, and the expert said seriously, "Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is last week!"
32, the most unbearable businesses like this-the brand wrote: demolish, sell for money! I dumped a piece of down jacket on her and she just didn't sell it, it was too deceptive to consumers!
33, handsome has a fart! In the end it is not eaten by the pawn!
34. No one knows what just happened, I'm used to covering everything with a smile.
35. In the days when there is no woman, I am happy to make fun of men ...
36. A woman is like a book on the shelf. Although you bought her, she was turned over by a few men before you bought it ...
37. It seems that the movies that IQ can understand are the most popular, and the% who like these movies like to watch Korean dramas!
38. Today is Pi, so I have to eat pie ~
39. Korean scholars believe that Sun Wukong is actually a Korean fairy, because he uses a stick!
40. How can you lose weight without eating?
41. The goal was scored by the goalkeeper.
42, boast a female classmate in person: you are really pure water out of hibiscus! !!
43. How did you die? Not yet dead.
44. There is a one-yuan coin in the flower bed, but the sign next to the flower bed says "Step into the flower bed, a fine of three yuan!" It is really difficult.
45. I am afraid that some women will go bankrupt if they are taxed in the mirror.
46. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but a man wants to divorce him if he cannot make money.
47. Men having affair are reflected in more and more busy work, and women having affair are reflected in more and more salty dishes.
48. When a woman says "hate" to you, she shows that she likes you. When a man says "hate" to you, he really hates you.
49. Traditional men are pure before marriage and start to mess around after marriage; modern men mess around before marriage and become honest after marriage.
50. No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, his relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; no matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, her relationship with her mother-in-law is also bad.
51. Women are anxious when men do not make money, and women regret when men make money.
52. My tie was not found again, did you not find the rag yesterday?
53. Those women who participate in beauty pageants cannot find good men, because good men are married, such as me.
54. I can't help but want to smoke when I think that the motherland is not unified ...
55. If I become emperor, I will be crowned Prince!
56. Roses are so cheap that they can be sent to his wife.
57. As long as the hoe dance is good, can there be corners to dig?
58 、 Who never encountered two scum when he was young.
59. The robber said a well-known saying when robbing the bank: Don't move! Money belongs to the country, and fate is yours!
60. Do you feel like you are walking like QQ landing?
61, handsome has a fart, in the end is not eaten by the pawn.
62. There was Ximen Qing in the ancient times, and Chen Guanxi today;
63. Be a man to become Edison Chen and bring a camera to open the house.
64. People in the high society always like to do something indecent.
65. Don't ask for a door, just for feeling.
66. Don't worry I'm not a good person.
67. Come on, drag out to eat bread, not allowed to drink water.
68, you said to me today: you are fat and ugly. I said, "I'm afraid of you."
69. I would rather you hold other women thinking of me than you would hold me thinking of other women.
70. There are more on QQ. What penguins haven't seen?
71. I'm not afraid that beauties treat me as a satyr, but that ugly women treat me as a hooligan.
72, people are not ruthless, unstable! No harm, no standard! People are not bad, they die fast.
73, you still let me kneel and wash the board, kneeling electric heater can't stand it.
74, gosh! My clothes are thin again.
75. Is the leave of the leaves due to the pursuit of the wind or the failure of the tree?
76. Nonsense is the first sentence of interpersonal relationships.
77. Either live well or die quickly.
78. Men read PhD because of low IQ, and women read PhD because of low EQ.
79. Burning incense is not necessarily a monk, it may be a panda!
80. Who said that I am white, thin and beautiful ~ I will be good friends with him
81. People are not smart, they still learn to bald! !!
82. You can't get your shit out of one leg, so you can pull it clean!
83. The most embarrassing thing is to discuss salary with a few classmates. I thought they were talking about annual salary, but later I realized that they were talking about monthly salary ...
84. None of the problems that money can solve is a problem.
85. After studying for more than ten years, kindergarten is better!
86. I even believe in advertising.
87. I always linger between Bull A and Bull C.
88, I had the heart to the moon, but the moon shines.
89. I am the most normal person in a perverted person.
90. There are two ways to contaminate a place: garbage, or banknotes!
91. I usually don't dump her on ugly girls, but you are an exception.
92. No matter how perfect her body is, it is also a kind of demodulation in the eyes of those who do not love her.
93. Little tree cannot be repaired without success.
93. Accumulation for a long time may cause an outbreak; and for a long time, it may cause a collapse.
94. There are two ways to cheat: one is a cheat sheet copied on paper, which may be found and the result is dropped out; the other is a cheat sheet copied in the head, which cannot be found, and the result is a scholarship .
95. When I was a kid, my parents always believed that when the female college student changed, the ugly duckling would become a white swan! One day when I grew up, my father looked at me intently, and then said earnestly: "Child, you should study hard!"
96. In high school, the class teacher often enlightened me and said, "There are as many beautiful women as you can across the river. Now you just need to weave the net!" After I was admitted to Tsinghua University, I wanted to use a monkey rubber band to play his glass!
97. After graduation, he had money and had nothing to do, so he went to Massachusetts to dig for oil. It was really dug up later, and the oil quality was so good that no purification was needed! Two years later, Mobil Petroleum sued us, saying we dug his oil pipeline.
98. After graduating, I can make a big job and earn 300,000 after the completion. Take a look at the drawings and build a one-meter chimney. It ’s all covered. I ’ll take a look at them! Damn, the drawings were overturned, and they were asked to dig a well.
99. No girl had asked me the way in four years of college. Today, I drove BMW to my alma mater for the first time. As a result, five girls came to ask for directions in a short time!
100. Women will give up their careers for their emotions, while men will give up their emotions for their careers; women will be moved by men who give up their careers for their emotions, but will stay with men who give up their emotions for their careers!